Don't brother. ♫

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity . She's the greatest cook and she's fat free .
She's been to private school and she speaks perfect French . She's got the perfect friends ; Oh isn't she cool ?
She practices Tai Chi . She'd never lose her nerve . She's more than you deserve . She's just far better than me . Hey, hey . So don't bother , i won't die of deception . I promise you won't ever see me cry , Don't feel sorry . And don't bother , I'll be fine . But she's waiting the ring you gave to her will lose its shine . So don't bother, be unkind .
I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would . I beat her at that one good , Don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall . She must think I'm a flea . I'm really a cat you see and it's not my last life at all .
For you, I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country ; If you came with me, of course.
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you , and lose those pounds, and learn about football . If it made you stay, but you won't . And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type , promise you won't ever see me cry .